Park Ranger Tim

"If you're lying, I'll skewer you and roast your liver!" -Sarah Huffington, Jolly Roger and the Pirate Queen Non-Canon The subject of this article is not canonical to Mustache Maniacs Film Co.'s official cinematic universe.

Park Ranger Tim is a character that was cut from Johnny Thunder and the Wisdom of the Ancients. He would have appeared in the removed Grand Canyon sequence of the film as a park ranger.

Park Ranger Tim
Park Ranger Tim as portrayed in Project U-Build Play Set Adventures.
Profession	Park Ranger
Birthdate	n/a
Actor	n/a
Height	n/a
Weight	n/a
Character Sex	Male
Quotes	n/a

Physical Description

No physical description for this character exists, but it is assumed that he would have worn a khaki park ranger uniform with iconic hat on top of his head. He would have had a flashlight attached to his belt. This serves as the basis of his portrayal in Project U-Build Play Set Adventures, along with pronounced cheekbones and dark blue pants.

Characteristics

Preliminary documents do not describe this character's behaviors or history, but the notes that do exist do suggest that he is cautious and takes his job seriously, even though he lets his guard down at the wrong times. Later in the Grand Canyon sequence, he is killed by a killer jackalope guarding one of the portal keys.

Appearances

• Johnny Thunder and the Wisdom of the Ancients (2014; Cut From Film)
• Project U-Build Play Set Adventures (2016)

Trivia

• The scene that kills Tim off - the killer jackalope scene - is a spoof of the killer rabbit scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.